HER WITH A HOOVER My mates warned me long ago She will make you blue oo oo They said you've been had Untidy tart they told me so The home that I once knew oo oo Was a filthy floozys pad ONE MORE, TWO MORE Fleas on the bedroom floor No ones ever seen her, with a vacuum cleaner THREE MORE, FOUR MORE Mice unite at the kitchen door IT WERN'T NO ROTTEN RUMOUR, HE COULD NEVER MOVE HER And I never saw her with a hoover. Ide fell for a hag from Hell She wernt the one to woo oo oo In my new hovel. ONE MORE.... She's nicked off, I'm in a spin The first thing I shall do oo oo Is plug the hoover in. ONE MORE....
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